We Are Cardiff contributor Jeremy Rees is recording his days in and around Cardiff with 100 photographs of local points of interest. We’ll be publishing some of them here on We Are Cardiff – and make sure you tune in to Jeremy as he presents the Saturday Soulful Breakfast on Radio Cardiff!
Newtown, aka Little Ireland
“Today’s picture is of a memorial garden off Herbert Street. It is situated in the area that used to be called Newtown -which was home to hundreds of Irish families from the 1840’s to 1970 when Cardiff Corporation saw fit to send in their infamous bulldozers. The names of the families who made up the community are carved into the paving stones of the memorial as a lasting reminder. It seems particularly ironic that the Irish community who helped build so much of the City and it’s docks should have seen the area so many called home was obliterated by the town planners. The same thing happened in Swansea – where the ‘Little Ireland’ was called Greenhill – that has vanished from the map too. At least Newtown and it’s families have a memorial to remember the past that’s now disappeared.”
FYI: If you’re interested in the stories of those who lived in Newtown, you should read ‘Newtown, Little Ireland’ – a story on this site written by Mary Sullivan.
Today’s Cardiff geography comes from long time friend of the blog and one time Cardiffian, poet Bill Trub. If you’re in the Cardiff area TONIGHT MONDAY 14 JULY 2014, he will be doing a poetry reading at 7pm in Gwdhiw. So get down there!
Q. Tell us about yourself
Bill Trub. I’m not great at this which must be why my online dating profile gets little action.
I’m a 32-year-old American writer and wanderer. I’m currently on a UK tour of my debut book of poems, All Men Are Afraid (Cinnamon Press). It took me ten years to write and get it published, so I’m really savouring sharing the poems with friends and strangers around England and Wales. The book’s a beer-soaked romp through the world, a collection of bizarre, stray underdogs trying to break through, a tangle of dysfunctional relationships, a call to readers to reexamine gender identity. It’s an awful anniversary gift, but great for your weird friend’s birthday. If you don’t have a weird friend, you’re the weird friend so you can buy it for yourself. When I’m not reading to adults, I am a lecturer of English at a university in China.
Q. Explain your Cardiff connection
In 2003, I booked a one-way flight, packed two suitcases and moved to a mythical, dragon-protected place called Cymru. I didn’t know anyone in all of the UK and didn’t know what to expect, but I remember being confident in the decision. I enrolled in an MA at Cardiff University and became very comfortable very quickly. I was a brash, young kid in a brash, young capital with a castle zonked down in the middle of it. By day, I was in creative writing seminars with poets and novelists from all over the world. By night, I was dancing to the pulse of St. Mary’s or Womanby Street. Weekends, you could find my on cliff’s edge in the Gower, exploring Brecon or eating hummus in Bute Park. Even though Cardiff is no longer my full-time home, I packed part of it with me when I left.
Q. What’s your favourite food?
Cold sandwiches… A chicken and bacon baguette with butter and salad. Pita and hummus. Tomato, pesto and mozzarella wrap. Chicken tikka on a bun. Salt bagel and cream cheese.
Q. What book are you currently reading?
‘Telling Tales’ by Patience Agbabi. It’s a reworking of Chaucer’s ‘Canterbury Tales’, set in modern Britain. Agbabi has accomplished something brilliant and important with this book. I saw her performance of it last month in Rochester Cathedral and was gob smacked. There’s even a poem about Cardiff.
Q. Last film you watched
I’m tempted to lie and say a really cool indie flick, but honesty is my biggest flaw. I watched We Are the Millers at my friend’s house last week. It was actually really funny. When Jason Sudekis’ character encourages his faux son to give a Mexican cop a blow job by saying, “Just pretend it’s a girl’s penis,” I couldn’t stop laughing. I’m laughing now. Also, it has Nick Offerman in it and he is the man.
Q. Current favourite band
I’m listening to Little Dragon quite a lot on long bus, train and plane rides. I dig their songs “Paris” and “Pretty Girls” but the whole Nabuma Rubberband album is solid. Generally, I like music with a unique female vocal and strange beats. Think Bjork, Portishead, MIA, Santigold, Morcheeba, Tori Amos, Missy Elliott, Aluna George, Roisin Murphy, Robyn, Nelly Furtado.
Q. Tell us a secret
I’ve been living out of a backpack for the last five weeks. I didn’t have anything to wear to my book reading and signing tonight (Monday, July 14, Gwdihw Bar, 7pm) so rather than do laundry and iron, I just bought more clothes at a shop on Queen Street.
Thanks Bill! Hope to see some of you tonight. In the meantime, here’s some more info about him …
We Are Cardiff contributor Jeremy Rees is recording his days in and around Cardiff with 100 photographs of local points of interest. We’ll be publishing some of them here on We Are Cardiff – and make sure you tune in to Jeremy as he presents the Saturday Soulful Breakfast on Radio Cardiff!
Cardiff Philharmonic Hall
“Built in 1886, this once vibrant concert hall was once one of the cities’ top venues, and it has seen a lot of musical trends pass through ‘the land of song’ – most recently it was a nightclub called ‘The Square’ but it now stands empty and decaying. Such a pity.” Thanks Jeremy! Catch you next time…
Bit of a misleading title seeing as the GREATEST FESTIVAL ON EARTH was nearly two weeks ago now. It’s taken me THIS LONG to recover and manage to write up my experiences. If you’ve no interest in reading about HOW AMAZING GLASTONBURY IS, then you best toddle off and read something else.
Photo by Andrew Allcock
So. Firstly, a confession. Or an announcement. My name is Helia Phoenix, I am 33 years old and up til this year, I was a Glastonbury virgin. There are a lot of reasons – I wasn’t allowed to go as a teenager, early 20s I was too chicken to jump the fence and I couldn’t afford a ticket, blah blah. All the powers of the universe converged this year to allow me the disposable income for a ticket, and a friend who managed to get through and get me one. So, I was in. Signed up. Ready to go.
Having years of experience of listening to Glastonbury stories from all my friends and reading all about it in the NME/Select/Melody Maker/all the other music magazines that I used to feast on, I had a pretty good idea of what went on where. Major errors that most people made included trying to see too much, not allowing enough time to get around the festival, not allowing time to be taken off on adventures and not seeing enough of the festival around the main stages.
So. I had a quick look at the line up when it was announced. With the exception of the headliners there was quite a lot that tickled me, so I decided to choose one thing per day to try and make it along to, leaving plenty of room for end user error and getting around the site. I mean, really, how big could it actually be?
Photo by Jason Bryant
The answer to that is actually something that you could use to give a one-word review of Glastonbury. If you can’t be arsed to read the rest of my review, just take this word as my word for the event. MASSIVE. It’s MASSIVE. I mean, everything about the festival is super sized. When people say it’ll take you an hour to get from one side of the festival to the other, that’s a conservative estimate. It’s 900 acres of moving, changing adventure space filled with every kind of party head, hippy, raver, gap yah student, circus freak and general good time lover in the country.
Photo by Andrew Allcock
As well as the distance you’ll cover (next time I’m going to attach a GPS to myself for the duration of the festival) and the fact you’ll probably have legs that feel like concrete from clumping around in wellies for days, you have to add in unexpected factors to your festival. These could be things like getting stuck in the human traffic jams that occur after the exodus from the Pyramid Stage, or getting blocked from the bar by a group of mean girls talking about how great their flower head-dresses are and how much they hate their one ugly friend who isn’t there, or getting lost in a cloud of nitrous in the stone circle while you’re trying to get to bed. Those are challenging tasks on the best of days, never mind when you’re four days into a serious festival bender and are finding it hard enough to remember where your tent is.
WEDNESDAY
Photo by Jason Bryant
So, Wednesday. We set off from Cardiff at about 10am, and despite doing two detours to buy cider from local producers, managed to make it to the Worthy View Campsite (I know, don’t judge me) within two and a half hours. For cider lovers amongst you, I highly recommend you pay a visit to the Orchard Pig Farm if you can, where they sell bottle or 10 or 30 litre bags, and they’ve got some great medium ciders.
We drove past Glastonbury Tor, which I had foolishly planned to go and walk up on the Wednesday afternoon. I was embracing the hippy vibe. Obviously, this never happened. But isn’t it amazing??
We got into the car park at about 1pm, but then realised we were going to have to wait for the rest of our party to arrive as they hadn’t been arsed to send us the booking in email (thanks, Clive). So we got out our camping chairs, cracked open the cider and sat in the car park to relax before they arrived. Eventually Clive managed to sort his life out and forward on the email, so we got in and decamped to our rather grand six man woodlouse. While the tent got filled, I headed off down into the festival site to get a look at everything.
My entrance to the festival was down the steep hill right next to the stone circle, where you can see first over the tipi village, and then over the rest of the site. It’s a totally overwhelming experience. I mean, there aren’t really words to describe how big it is. It’s HUGE.
I decided to wander into the stone circle to see if there was anyone there that I knew. Yeah right, you’d think, what are the chances of bumping into anyone in a festival of 180,000 people? Pretty high, as it happens, as thirty seconds after wandering past the various groups of people – many of them already already prostrate and passed out – I bumped into my friend Fran and her twin sister Philippa. We left the stone circle and went to enjoy the view from the hill covered in yellow flags above the tipi village, labelled as a ‘lounging area’ on the Glasto site map.
Here’s me, in a twin sandwich. Apparently they don’t offer this to just anyone, so I was a most fortunate lass!
My first Wednesday surprise was the amount of nitrous around. The stone circle and the lounging area were carpeted with small round canisters, and it seems like every couple of seconds you’ll hear the fat hissing sound of a balloon being filled up somewhere. At £3 a pop, the hiss was probably the sound of bank accounts somewhere inflating at an exponential rate over the course of the weekend. I was even given a business card by someone who promised to deliver anywhere across the festival site within the hour. Now that’s good service.
Being the good slave to capitalism that I am I felt it was my duty to support these business ventures, as did my friends Tom and Will who I’d also bumped into. We hyperventilated into balloons and then stared at the festival site, me and Tom giggling at Will, who kept on going with his balloon for about three minutes after we had finished ours. I’m certain that our mums are all very proud of us.
This is what the stone circle looked like at around midday on Wednesday. It stayed more or less this same level of messy throughout the festival, though with added thunder, lightening and hailstones at different points – floor littered with used nitrous canisters and zombified ravers who left to try and get back to camp three hours ago.
Photo by Jason Bryant
In fairness, those guys in the photo above are looking pretty chipper. But then, it was only Wednesday when that photo was taken…
After that, I found my tent-mates who had finally arrived on their coach from London and we went wandering around the festival site, just taking everything in. The empty field where the Pyramid Stage was still fenced off, the building still going on around Block 9, the big tents that were still having the final touches put to the lights and rigging. Some of my friends from London had done the nightmare thing and broken down IN SLOUGH. They were on their way, but their spirits had been crushed.
Considering it was only Wednesday, I was astounded at how busy the festival already was. All the central areas were already packed with tents. So remember seeing that footage on the Beeb of people queuing up from 2am for the 4am gate opening on Wednesday morning? That’s how come. When you see the scale of the festival, you can imagine why though. If you’ve got a particular area that you always want to be in or near, it’s worth the trouble of getting there early to get a spot.
Photo by Jason Bryant
So, we drank a skinful of cider and went to bed, eager to go wandering on Thursday. There was one thing I’d spotted in the programme for Thursday night, which was David Morales playing a Frankie Knuckles tribute set at NYC Downlow (a tiny bar in Block 9 where the primary entertainment comes from drag queens swinging round stripper poles and cat calling at each other and into the audience). So everyone agreed we’d meet there on Thursday night. Good plan, right? What could possibly go wrong? THURSDAY
Photo by Andrew Allcock
As it happened, NYC Downlow (a gay bar set in 1970s New York) has a capacity of 300 people, and was already full to capacity two hours before Morales even went on, and it remained packed all weekend everytime I tried to go in it.
So instead we contented ourselves wandering through the site towards the Common, where Kate Tempest was playing. The Rum Shack was also so rammed it was impossible to get inside, though I have wiley friends who don’t care about pushing past people to get to the front, so they dived inside, while I bopped around outside and bumped my old pal Mike who used to boss me around at a magazine I worked for many years ago called Kruger Magazine (RIP, truly). Mike is now the boss of the NME, so obviously I tried to pump him for as much information about secret acts as possible. Unfortunately, the news was disappointing – the 1975, Metronomy and the BBC’s inhouse entertainers the Kaiser Chiefs were the bland flavour of what was coming up. I had no desire to see any of those, so we abandoned hope of the TBA spots on the programme, and once Kate Tempest was finished riling up the crowd we headed across a very very crushed railway line over to the Beat Hotel, right on the other side of the site, just in time for Max Cooper to play us some broken up electronica.
I managed to stay in there for about half an hour (the highlight being Aphex Twin’s Windowlicker – how often do you get to hear that on a MASSIVE system these days??) before I had enough of being shoved around and squashed, so we decided to leave and dance outside. Some really munted guy then snatched my rucksack off the floor thinking it was his, and a frantic ten minute search eventually turned it up again, but my mood had turned sour so we decided to leave and head up to the Park, where the Two Bears were doing a DJ set at the Stonebridge Bar.
I was getting a bit concerned that I wasn’t going to be able to handle how busy everything was. Kate Tempest was so packed that people were climbing up the walls of the Rum Shack, and the Beat Hotel had been full of mashed up, monged out ravers that were about a foot taller than me trying to walk straight through me. The everyday problems of the short, woe are we.
The Park field was a lot calmer than the other parts of the festival, and we got to sit down, neck more cider and enjoy the amazing view from the top of the hill. This is a view from Park in the daytime. Something special, eh??
photo by Jason Bryant
We had a bit of a dance in the Stonebridge bar, then wandered into Green Futures and into a tent I forget the name of, where we watched some spoken-word-ukulele-led performance by a guy whose name I was too drunk to write down, who sang songs about Nigel Farrage, fracking, and particle physics. Shortly after this, we wandered back up the mile long mountain to bed, to be bright and ready to take on Friday. FRIDAY
Photo by Charles Gervais
This is the thing about Glastonbury. Comparatively speaking, it’s a long festival. It’s no 24 hour hit-and-run dance event, a la Global Gathering, where you can bosh everything you’ve found (even the stuff in questionable baggies on the floor) but then you’ve got the option of spending the next 48 hours hiding under the duvet in your living room waiting for all the bad noises to stop and wishing you were a better daughter/son and worrying about how badly you’ve failed in life.
At Worthy Farm you can hit and run as hard as you like, but if you peak too early in the festival then you’re going to be spending 24 hours waiting for the effects of that bad acid to wear off while you’re coming to the broil in a sweaty tent that you can’t bear to leave, so you’ve ended up pissing in every empty container you can find and then emptying it out of the front of the tent and then going back to hide in your sleeping bag.
Photo by Charles Gervais
And who wants that? Seriously, nobody wants to hang around the tent looking after a festival casualty, especially if they’ve spunked over £200 just on a ticket. So you’ve got to pace yourself. You want to be able to enjoy it and see as much as you can without going so far over to the other side that you never come back.
So I decided to try and pace myself. I’d managed to force myself to bed pre-sunrise for the rest of the festival, but Friday night was the night I was allowed to rampage. I got out just after lunchtime and headed down to the Park Stage to sit on the drying-out grass and watch Courtney Barnett. The sun was out, and she was a lot more rocking on stage than she is on record.
My companions wanted to go and watch the start of the Arcadia mechnical playground so they left a couple of songs in, giving me an excuse to get down the front and sing along. I love her stream of consciousness lyrics. Some people don’t. Whatever, it’s all a matter of taste, yes? Anyway, you can watch the whole set that I watched at the Park Stage above. Good old BBC!
So Courtney Barnett finished and we started walking towards the Green Futures area with the Greenpeace boat and the giant polar bear when something happened. We’re British, so let’s talk weather, yeah? Wednesday had been scorching. It rained a bit on Thursday. And then on Friday, shortly after Courtney Barnett, this happened.
photos by Jason Bryant
Remember Glastonbury 2007? The absolutely soaking one when everyone’s tents melted into a layer of primordial soup (that’s an actual thing, Google it if you don’t believe me) that most of the festival ended up going swimming in just to get around? Well, I had visions of the weekend turning into that. And I’m not a hardened festival nut. I would have got my shit together and got the hell out of there if that had happened.
As it was, it rained for a bit, and then it stopped. It gave me the chance to make my first trip of many into the Hare Krishna tent to shelter from the rain, and listen to some philosophical discussion about spirituality versus science. We also chanted a little (luckily for all the slow minds in the room there are only six lines to their songs), which was a soothing experience. Oh yeah, and we got out of the rain and watched many many sodden people running past outside, heading nowhere fast. Hare krishna, krishna krishna, hare hare, rama rama. I ended coming back to the Hare Krishna tent three times throughout the course of the festival, where we got fed for a donation (dahl and pasta – just the kind of delicious stodge you need to get you through), listened to a lot of talk about how quantum physics was proof of the existence of God (this got me, Clive and Bleddyn into another argument later) and learned what a harmonium was (it’s the weird looking instrument that looks like an accordian in a cardboard box).
Photo by Charles Gervais
Once the rain had finished, we set on our way again, then separated to go and watch some different bands. I was pretty drunk by this point, and on passing a postcard stall, decided to send some postcards to my mum and my housemate. My housemate’s postcard was a picture of the Glastonbury toilets with the word ‘shit’ tagged on the outside, although actually I felt like that was pretty disingenuous as the toilets weren’t actually that bad … at all. If you’re interested in how they’ve upgraded the Glastonbury toilet situation, you can read about it here – now they’re using new long drops and composting toilets rather than baking hot portaloos, making the whole experience a lot less terrifying. If you’re a girl you’re still going to have to adopt the usual ski-jump position, but being able to do it without being in a plastic oven where they seem to be cooking a nice mix of chemicals is much more pleasant.
After having enjoyed my toilet experience, I went to the West Holts stage to meet up with some friends and watch three acts in a row: Tune-Yards, Jurassic Five and headliner MIA. During this time I had one of my life-firsts, when my friend Will (who is about six foot five) dropped to his knees, got between my legs (ooer) and shunted me up on his shoulders without any warning. I’m only 5 foot two, so to get this kind of view was AMAZING! Concrete Schoolyard never EVER sounded so good.
Tune-Yards were great – all glittery costumes, afrobeats with lots of big percussion. Jurassic Five transported me instantly back to my university years (plus Chali 2na has one of the greatest warmest biggest voices ever!). The crowd emptied out a lot for MIA with everyone heading over to the Pyramid stage to watch Arcade Fire, so we had a little more room to boogie.
Photo by the BBC, obviously
MIA came on stage with 40 dancers, all wearing t-shirts that said ‘Stop Tamil Deportation’. She had a bit of a hissy fit at one point saying that the BBC weren’t going to broadcast her show because of what the t-shirts said (they did broadcast it, btw), she jumped into the crowd, demanded the house lights were taken up and down at various points, and generally bossed everyone around. But she’s bonkers on stage, which is why you want to see it live, right? I’d never seen her live before and I wasn’t disappointed, especially when she pulled out some classics from Arular (still for my money her best album). We want bucky done gun, right??
After MIA was finished, the decision was made to head for the late night vibe of Shangri La. There was a group of about 20 of us, it was gone midnight and the party was just getting started. With different parts of the group enjoying a different kind of buzz, the group soon got seperated (a couple of people were left standing around the Common staring at the waterfall), and my motley crew took ages to get anywhere as we had a dance leader in our midst who kept making us stop to follow her in dance routines across the fields. Then we bumped into some teenage beatboxers, who followed us around freestyling at us for an hour (to contextualise, my friend Liz runs a beatbox academy at Battersea Arts Centre so I think the pair of them fell in love with her instantly).
Eventually we managed to lose them by the time we entered Block 9. We were many people down by this point, but once we got we started queuing up for London Underground, which from the outside looks like a huge London council block with an underground train smashed into it halfway up. Block 9 was my favourite late night spot in the whole festival. I mean, look at it!
We queued for about half an hour to get inside, where we found all our friends at the front (of course), dancing around a security guy who presumably was there to try and discourage too much bad behaviour, but in fact spent the entire night just getting hugged by gurning, half naked girls. There’s got to be worse jobs than that on site, right?
It was all drum’n’bass in London Underground, so we watched some of DJ Flight and Calibre, but I wasn’t in the mood for dnb so a couple of us left in search of disco in Shangri La. Eventually by four am, we’d spent a good four hours wandering around on missions – trying to find people, trying to get into places, going to find drinks, but there ended just being three of us. We tried to find some of our friends who were in Bez’s Acid House but there was an hour queue to get in. We later heard that Bez himself had been dancing on a podium in the tent all night, and people would occasionally approach him with some sort of narcotic on an open palm – pill, acid tab, wrap, whatever – as if giving an offering to the god of dance. He would accept the gifts graciously and shovel them in then carry on dancing, as calling to mind the words of Hedonism Bot: ‘Let us cavort like the Greeks of old. You know the ones I mean!’
Anyway, we couldn’t get in there, so eventually we gave up trying to find anyone else and just concentrated on having fun. We headed to the front of the Shangri La outdoor Hell stage, where we listened to an our of fat breakbeat from Australian producer Opiuo (check out his Soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/opiuo – squelchy!)
The greatest poster you’ll ever see, in Shangri Hell
We started getting a little tired at about five am so headed to a nearby bar to grab some gin. The bar was playing a party mixture, with some Mr Scruff, Dolly Parton and various other party essentials, but by 6am we decided we’d better start heading to bed if we were going to be of any use on Saturday. By the time we’d wandered back from Shangri La and I’d managed to get up Mount Everest back to my tent, it was almost 7am. I necked some sleeping pills and a strawberry Yazoo and passed out in my pants.
SATURDAY
Photo by Ivy Lahon
It was the criminally early hour of 10.30am (yes, 10.30am) when my tent mates decided to get up and start making breakfast. And if the smell of freshly cooked bacon in the morning isn’t going to get you up, what is? We had intended to make it down to watch Kelis, but by the time I’d had a shower (very very necessary after my escapades the night before) and we had sat outside the tent enjoying the nice weather, it was too late to make it over to see her. I enjoyed watching her back on iPlayer though, so you should too: Kelis Glastonbury 2014
We spent a lot of Saturday wandering around the Green Futures area, looking at the workshops and various charities that had set up tents for you to go an investigate. We actually found a Welsh one called TSFR Cymruhttps://www.facebook.com/TFSRCymru (tools for self reliance), who send out containers of tools to Africa to help local communities become more self-sufficient. They had a small blacksmithery going to show people how easy it was to create hooks and things from metal, plus we got a tip off from a lady there to head to the Small World stage to see a lady called Hattie Hatstar, who plays an accordian and the ukelele.
She was brilliant – sang songs about taking up jogging in her 40s, wearing control top ‘big girl’ pants, fracking, all that sort of thing. There was a group of absolutely wasted ‘mean girls’ in front of us who loved her – and kept demanding the mouse song.
The mouse song? I saw a mouse! Where? There on the stair! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, watch her here
(it’s from a few years ago, but it’s the same song)
After that, we headed over to West Holts to watch some sweet soul music from the Daptone Super Soul Review (where we heard about that year’s Glastonbury death – RIP Bobby Womack), but that only lasted a few minutes as a breakaway group headed to the Pyramid Stage to watch Robert Plant and the Sensational Shapeshifters. I’m a big Led Zep fan but wouldn’t normally have gone out of my way to watch Robert Plant, but when he’s right there in front of you, you can’t really say no to watching a legend, can you?
Watch his entire set here:
He was great. Really rocking, sang a lot of his own stuff, plus a couple of Led Zep numbers thrown in. Watching it back on TV he does occasionally have the look of someone’s confused grandad who doesn’t really know where he is or why he’s there, but he does an amazing job, so I think we can let him off, eh?
Photo by Jason Bryant
After that Jack White came on. We watched him for a bit but weren’t that bothered, so stomped over to the Other Stage to try and catch the Manic Street Preachers (who I was informed played a great set – you can watch them play Motorcyle Emptiness below).
We missed them anyway and arrived halfway through the Pixies, who were okay – fans enjoyed them, those who were ambivalent towards them thought they were crap. Jake Bugg was on after them and we had no desire to watch him, so we decided to leave early to try and secure a good spot at the Glade for Jon Hopkins.
The Glade! photo by Andrew Allcock
Hopkins played an amazing set – one of my highlights of the festival – just a shame he wasn’t on a bigger stage, but there was a great packed in crowd, all going mental for the great light show and visuals. He played two new songs I hadn’t heard before that seemed to go down pretty well with the crowd. He posted this photo to his Facebook afterwards, so I’m guessing he enjoyed himself too….
After Hopkins we headed towards Arcadia for Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs and Disclosure. Arcade was so incredibly packed getting in that I lost everyone. I spent about an hour pushing through the crowd in the middle trying to find them but with no luck. I cut my losses, got right underneath the spider for TEED and danced with this group of amazing looking women with wigs covered in exotic fruit and wearing aprons. After that Disclosure were playing a DJ set, so I thought I’d go find my friends. No joy. Too rammed.
Photo by Chris Cooper
By the bar I was just about to give up and just get out of Arcadia altogether when some wild eyed crazy man in front of me turned around and shoved me back. ‘Are you fucking pushing me? Are you??’ he demanded. His friends stepped in to try and calm him down, but he pushed one of them off, swung for me (luckily someone caught his arm so he only ended up giving me a smack with his wrist) and then turned around and punched one of his friends full on in the face. I’ve never seen anyone so off their heads as this guy was – he looked like a wild animal. I ducked underneath someone’s armpit and shoved everyone out of the way trying to get to the exit, but all I found was the crew area for Arcadia, where a very nice lady got me some ice, and a security guard said he was going to try and find the guy, but it was too rammed.
My mouth was full of blood, and I was a bit freaked out he’d knocked some teeth out but all I ended up with was a gnawed inner cheek. I tried to text me friends where I was, and my boyfriend had headed off into the festival trying to find a medical tent I was heading for (but couldn’t get to because the field was too full), but his phone wasn’t working so he never arrived. Eventually someone came to get me and took me out of the hellhole of Arcadia and back into the friendly Park.
Photo by Jason Bryant
‘Let’s go into the Bimble Inn,’ he said (thanks Matt, I am forever indebted to you!). ‘We’ll get you a pint of cider and listen to a band and you’ll be fine.’
As it happened, two of our other friends were in there right up at the front listening to an incredible band called the Sweetlife Society (they were so good we thought we were listening to a DJ from the back). Apparently back in Arcadia everything was getting way too rammed so the rest of our group got out of there and came to watch the Sweetlife Society too – and experienced one of the best live acts I’ve ever seen. They had about four vocalists and everything else was played live – they were brilliant, just the thing I needed to forget all unpleasantness of the night. We watched some of Hong Kong Ping Pong afterwards and I eventually got back into the tent at a much more reasonable five am, with a lot less cursing and swearing going up the hill this time.
SUNDAY
Photo by Andrew Allcock
By the time we all woke up on Sunday, we were battered, bruised, sunburned, covered in mud and I had a cut down the side of my inner cheek like I’d been gurning for a week. We refreshed ourselves with bacon sarnies again and then decided to go into the Green Fields to do some arts and crafts. We stopped at a woodwork place and made a couple of wooden pendants with some lovely hippies, then wandered through and had a look at all the other handicrafts that we saw there (no wool spinning though, which I thought was a shame).
We headed up to the Pyramid Stage for Dolly Parton, to experience probably the highlight for me in terms of festival live performances. I mean, the woman is AMAZING. Big voice, great stories, real warmth and charisma and managed to get 110,000 people singing along to a song she’d written espeically for Glastonbury (‘mud mud, mud mud’). Amazing. Forget about all the miming stuff, do you really care about that? Just appreciate and enjoy the fact that the woman is a LEGEND.
After that we headed into the Circus Field for some food and to have a sit down and enjoy some of the acts. We even made it into one of the official Glasto pics I’m the amazed looking girl in a white t shirt, clapping in the bottom right hand corner of this photo!
Photo by Jason Bryant
Out in the Kidz Field we had our first random-Cardiff-encounter, when I bumped into my old housemate, photographer Dan Green who was there taking pictures for the Kidz Field (check out the pictures here). On the outdoor stage we did the conga with the New York Brass Band and then watched two guys set traps off on each other and break breezeblocks against each other’s testicles, and in the Big Top we watched some performers from Cardiff’s NoFit State circus, as well as this incredible aerial show that was commissioned especially for Glastonbury by the Leo and Yam aerial circus company. Perfomers came out in white body stocking suits and did aerial tricks on sheets of clear plastic (eeeeeeek!). Outside, we had a couple of impromptu discos with a massive turtle that would come out with loads of underwater sea creatures.
Photo by Charles Gervais
After enjoying the Circus Field for a good few hours, we decided to head back to West Holts for Disclosure’s live set. They were amazing – really great for the Sunday night headline act. I’d tell you to watch it on iPlayer, but honestly the sound is terrible compared to what it was like being there, so really, don’t bother. Go see them live instead!
Slowly, very slowly, with all of the tiredness of stomping all of the miles and drinking all the booze and consuming all the festival party treats and eating all the hummous, we made our way slowly back to the Park, determined to get ourselves down the Rabbit Hole before calling the festival a day. We made it there, but obviously lost half the group who were gone somewhere on a mushroom trip. We danced a bit at the Rabbit Hole, but eventually at 3am, my legs gave in, and demanded I take myself back up the hill to Worthy View to sleep.
MONDAY
Photo by CS
I could happily have slept until the afternoon on Monday, but I was woken up at 11am with more bacon and the news that all the tents around us were being taken down. I was surprised to see nearly everyone in the field had already gone, scarpered, trying not to get stuck in the traffic. It took us a pretty long time to get everything together and into the car – plus we had two extra passengers we needed to drop off at a train station, so it took a while to get everything packed into the car. It’s a Micra. There’s very little extra room for manouvere, you know?
And so, eventually, at about five pm we returned to my house, unpacked the car, collapsed on the sofa, and I was hit with the biggest wave of tiredness I think I’ve ever had in my life. It took me nearly two days to be able to actually get up and function properly. That’ll teach me for drinking nearly two litres of gin over five days, I guess…
The rest of the week was spent watching EVERYTHING on iPlayer, messaging all my friends to tell them how much I love them all and coming up with plans for how we can become some sort of performance troupe next year. It’s going to happen, I tells you …
Sincerely, new Glastonbury convert at the age of 33, Helia.
Photo by Andrew Allcock
You’re still reading. What’s the deal here. The review’s finished. Go home already.
Oh, you want a round up? A conclusion?
Okay, I’ll try.
It was a spiritual experience of the highest order. There are some parts of the festival that had nothing to do with the headliners or the music at all really that were my favourite parts … being in some random bar in Shangri-La at 5am on Saturday morning, in the middle of the dancefloor playing tiny instruments in an imaginary band (I was on the mouth trumpet, we also had a tiny piano and tiny drums) … my friend Catherine passing out on top of all our bags on the floor watching Disclosure and us creating a shamanic circle of dance around her to protect her from all the people trying to walk over her (and then waking her up at the end by singing kumbayah…) … sitting in a small workshop sanding down bits of wood on Sunday afternoon to make pendants before wandering in a daze through the festival to go and watch Dolly Parton … or having my friend Matt rap an entire song to me in Polish at 4am in the Bimble Inn (he can’t speak Polish) …
While we’re still here, let me share my learnings about the festival.
Things I learned about Glastonbury
1 – fuck Arcadia. Seriously, it’s packed to bursting, there’s no room to dance, and it’s full of mean girls and weirdos who want to punch girls in the face. Go find a small bar or a tent somewhere and discover something new and incredible.
2 – your best time is to be found wandering between things. make a conga line and enjoy it!
3 – there are mean girls everywhere. you can spot them easily – they wear Hunter wellies and those ridiculous flower headbands, and are frequently found blocking the bars and slagging off their less pretty mates who aren’t there with them. And they look mean. You know the ones I mean.
4 – don’t go without ear plugs, eye mask, sleeping pills or small travel packs of tissues. they will save your life, many times over.
Exciting news for you culture vultures out there … Green Man Festival have just announced a new area curated by Cardiff-based NoFit State Circus!
NoFit State will be bringing performance installation Open House to the award-winning music and arts festival in the Brecon Beacons, Wales, from August 14-18.
Open House is billed as a “joyous menagerie of circus chaos to set the crowds alive”. Directed by Orit Azaz, it swaps the traditional big top for a caravanned colony of musicians, acrobats and aerialists in an ever-evolving spectacle where anything can happen.
“Open House is the perfect project for Green Man,” says Ali Williams, creative director of NoFit State Circus, who loves giving people a chance to run away with the circus. “The famously friendly Green Man crowd can join in the action and become part of the performance, while we’ll feel perfectly at home in the breath-taking beauty of the Brecon Beacons.”
The SECOND exciting announcement about performance at Green Man comes from the National Theatre of Wales, who are joining forces with the festival to create a unique signature performance called Green Man // Red Woman, created by Welsh artist Gerald Tyler. It’s a specially created show inspired by the pagan energy that flows through the beautiful festival site, located deep in the heart of the Brecon Beacons.
The story will unfold over the four days of the festival as the action weaves throughout the stunning and powerful location. Culminating in very special Sunday afternoon ceremony, Green Man // Red Woman promises to be touching, funny and just a little bit creepy.
Look out for the red women, evening woodland vigils, a roaming freezer van and a mysterious Sunday marriage ceremony all set to be performed across the enchanting Green Man site over three days.
And frankly, if that’s not all enough to get your frothing at the gills for this year’s Green Man, I don’t know what will be.
MORE: NoFit State was founded by five friends in 1986 as a creative reaction to a politically charged world and a deep economic recession. Over the last five years its touring productions have visited 18 different countries, playing to over 350,000 people and winning multiple international arts awards. We Are Cardiff went to see NoFit State’s Bianco – read the review here
National Theatre Wales has collaborated with artists, audiences, communities and companies to create theatre in the English language, rooted in Wales, with an international reach since its launch in 2009. The company brings together storytelling poets, visual visionaries and inventors of ideas. You can find NTW around the corner, across the mountain and in your digital backyard.
The fiercely independent 20,000-capacity Green Man is located in the glorious Brecon Beacons in Wales and offers a unique line-up of live music, comedy, literature, cinema, science and extensive family entertainments. Waterboys, Beirut, Neutral Milk Hotel and Mercury Rev will headline the 12th annual event from August 14-18.
What are YOU doing this weekend then, eh? We’ve got a couple of Cardiff picks for the weekend if you’re searching for inspiration. If there’s anything else on that we’ve missed, please comment below!
Cardiff Food Festival – Cardiff Bay, Friday Saturday and Sunday. GO EAT SOME CHEESE! Event info here
Roath Rec World XI exhibition ends this Sunday 13 July
Cardiff photographer Dan Green has had a great exhibition of international footballers up in the Roath MADE gallery for the past couple of weeks. And when we say international, we mean the people who play Sunday leagues at Roath rec. They come from all over! It’s a great exhibition and MADE (formerly Milkwood) is a lovely venue, so make sure you go and see the exhibition before it ends this Sunday.
More info
Here’s a filmed news article from ITV Wales outlining the show – http://bit.ly/1m8ogMM
A photo gallery from my Facebook page of the exhibition.
New paste ups on Lowther Road with a selection of the multi cultural football players – http://bit.ly/1lnczBh
Cardiff MADE gallery,
41 Lochaber St, Roath, Cardiff, CF24 3LS
Remaining opening times of exhibition :
Friday 11th July – 10 am til 5pm
Saturday 12th July – 10 am til 5 pm [talk at 2pm]
Sunday 13th July – 11am til 4pm
Street Arty, Saturday 12 July, Mackintosh Club, Keppoch Street Roath
If you’re after something to do on Saturday afternoon, get yourself over to the Mackintosh Centre on Keppoch Street (you know where I mean, opposite The Gate) where there will be food, vintage stalls and a £1 jumble for you to feast upon!
Street Arty is a carnival of flavour with long table outdoor dinning this neighbourhood yard party features the stars of Cardiff rising street food scene. Plus an array of vintage clothing stalls, £1 Jumble, DJs, Arts & Performance.
Street Food Line Up…..
Dirty Bird – Fried Chicken
Chucks – BBQ Burgers
Bar 44 – Spanish Street Kitchen
Ffwrnes – Wood Fired Pizzas
Penylan Pantry – Scotch eggs / charcuterie / cheese board
Shabbanakle – Steam Punk Chai
Kimi – Organic Indian Street Food
Milgi – Mexican Vegetarian Tacos
Wild Fig – Ice Cream
Bars…
Pipes artisan brewery
Milgi Margarita’s
Vintage… Vintage…Vintage… Mega Mega Mega £1 Jumble…. + Artists, Music and neighbourhood yard party..
Street Arty is a free event set in the grounds of Mackintosh Club, Roath, Cardiff just off City Road. A brand new event by the co-creators of Art Car Bootique Something Creatives. Looking for a pitch ? http://bit.ly/1lbCtW9
Going out raving? Pubbing? Clubbing? Maybe a little bit of bubbling?
If you want to go and chew your face off all weekend, then there’s a great little festival happening in Pembrokeshire called Tribe Festival. Fingers crossed the weather holds!
Then on Sunday, OF COURSE, get yourself over to The Gower pub in Roath for Sweet Baboo’s show, part of a Mini UK ‘Test Pressings’ Tour celebrating the release of ‘The Marc Riley BBC Sessions’ in July 2014. The party also features:
Skittle alley
Beer garden
Record stall
DJs
Fun
World Cup Final
We Are Cardiff contributor Jeremy Rees is recording his days in and around Cardiff with 100 photographs of local points of interest. We’ll be publishing some of them here on We Are Cardiff – and make sure you tune in to Jeremy as he presents the Saturday Soulful Breakfast on Radio Cardiff!
Cathedral Walk
“This mural is really large – but is easily missed. It’s painted – rather incongruously – on a wall between The Metropolitan Cathedral Church of St David, and Minskys Showbar “providing live drag entertainment starring Tina Sparkle” (that’s Cardiff!) the mural is of a cliff with the sea crashing into it. Above the picture are the words ‘Union of Shop Distributive and Allied Workers’ who presumably occupied Minskys before Tina moved in. Quite what the picture depicted has to do with the Union is a mystery to me.”
Writer Katie Hamer is busily discovering parts of the city and revealing them through her We Are Cardiff series, the A-Z of what makes Cardiff special to her. She’ll be sharing the parts of the city she finds with you over the following weeks, so stay tuned!
D is for Daleks
I had real difficulty deciding on what my ‘D’ could be.
Then I remembered a conversation I had with an American friend. She said that my previous articles had opened her eyes to a whole new Cardiff. Before, she’d only known the city from the Doctor Who television series. Eureka! I had a light bulb moment from talking to her. I’d found the answer to my quest – D is for Daleks!
With this new idea in mind, I decided to investigate the Doctor Who Experience. I booked a time-slot online, which is very easy to do, printed out my e-tickets, and planned my train journey there.
The venue is in a prime location in Cardiff Bay, very near to the Norwegian Church and Welsh Assembly buildings. On arrival, you’re invited on an interactive journey, hosted by eleventh Doctor, Matt Smith. It’s suitable for children, and adults of all ages, and holds you captive for half an hour. There’s set time slots for this guided part. After that, you’re free to explore the exhibits in the main museum for as long as you want.
This visit brought a lot of memories back. I started watching Doctor Who when I was very little. I always watched with my older brother, with whom I had many squabbles over what channel to watch, even though there were only three back then. However, when Doctor Who showed, we’d be glued to the box. We still had our difference of opinion on the show though, especially about who was our favourite doctor. My brother was a huge fan of Tom Baker, whereas Peter Davison was my favourite. Tom, with his booming voice and non-smiling appearance lent to the show an incredibly powerful theatrical presence. I can see the appeal now, but was very spooked by watching him at the time. Even so, when my brother, also called Tom, received a Tom Baker Doctor Who action figure for his sixth birthday, I couldn’t deny being a little envious. Peter Davison had a completely different take on the role, playing a much more bright and breezy character. I warmed to him, with his comparative vulnerability, and indecisiveness in the face of danger. For me, there was every bit as much drama and tension in the episodes in which he starred. Inexplicably, he dressed as an Edwardian cricketer. I wonder if the BBC can explain that one?
It’s very much to the show’s credit, that they haven’t turned succeeding Doctors into clones. Each Doctor has been an established talent, who has added something unique to the role. I can’t fault their selection. My only suggestion to the production team is that, perhaps they could introduce a female doctor, with a male sidekick? Now that would be interesting!
Like many children growing up on Doctor Who, I have very clear memories of hiding behind the settee during scary parts. I remember being terrified of the Daleks, with their role call of “Exterminate, exterminate!” They could move scarily swiftly, proving to be extremely deadly enemies for the Doctor and his accomplices. They had one Achilles’ heel, however; their inability to climb stairs.
I had to see the Daleks for myself. Would they be less scary, menacing in real life, than I remembered as a child? Would they appear smaller in size, as I had grown?
I have to admit, upon seeing them in the exhibition that they still have a sinister place in my imagination. Their presence is very intimidating. What I hadn’t realised, but which amazed me, was how each new generation of Daleks evolved from the previous one. The Daleks changed, alongside the Doctor. Long may they continue their reign of terror! The Doctor Who Experience also organise walking tours of the Bay. These tours take in a 1.5mile route, exploring many important filming locations, and last about an hour. The Experience website states “Walking Tours are being held every Friday/Saturday/Sunday from Saturday 14 June – Sunday 20 July [with] further dates to be announced”. The tours were fully booked up when I attended; they tend to book quickly. However, I may return yet to take in these sights. Watch this space!
We Are Cardiff contributor Jeremy Rees is recording his days in and around Cardiff with 100 photographs of local points of interest. We’ll be publishing some of them here on We Are Cardiff – and make sure you tune in to Jeremy as he presents the Saturday Soulful Breakfast on Radio Cardiff!
De Gabay mural
“Another example of Cardiff street art today. This wall painting near Loudoun Square in Butetown is a lasting reminder of a day of performance & audience participation called ‘De Gabay’ (which means poem in Somali). It happened in March 2013 and was a collaboration between local writers and National Theatre Wales and it was themed on the unique multi-cultural heritage of the area. The audience found themselves unexpectedly participating in a parade, street theatre and story telling in people’s homes – not to mention taking part in a live broadcast of the radio soap ‘Sophia Square’. It was a huge undertaking and involved hundreds of local people – including me being a roving reporter (complete with trench coat) for an online TV station set up for the day to cover the event. Sadly the weather was not kind – it was very cold and there was a biting wind I remember – and that put a bit of a dampener on it, but it was still an unforgettable experience”
In today’s personal geography, we speak to Dan Barnett of Cardiff band Samoans, who have recently released ace new record Rescue. If you live in Cardiff, order the vinyl and you may even get it hand delivered to your door by a member of the band! Read on for Dan’s map of the city!
Q. Tell us about your band! Where can people see you play soon, are there records they can buy, etc….
I’ve been in Samoans since 2008. It all started when Calvin (our bassist) crashed a party at my house. We instantly hit it off and within about a month decided to start a band together. We haven’t looked back. It’s been a good sixe years now and I can’t believe we’re only releasing our debut album now!
But that is one of the great things about being in the band. We always set out to do things our way and not be pressured in to releasing music for the sake of it. Being realistic about being in a band has been integral to us and we all still work full time jobs as I know all our other musician friends do to.
We’ve achieved a good amount, being championed by BBC Introducing to play Reading & Leeds Festival in 2012 was a big highlight. We’ve also played with some of our favourite bands like Los Campesinos!, And So I Watch You From Afar and Minus The Bear.
This year we were awarded funding through Arts Council Wales which has helped us loads in promoting our album, Rescue, which is out on 14th July on 12” vinyl and download. I’m pretty excited to finally have a release on vinyl as me and my dad used to sit around for hours listening to his records when I was growing up.
The line-up we have now is the best we’ve had so far. In 2012 we enlisted our friend Chris Rouse who was playing drums for another band who we’d played with a few times called Hold Your Horse Is. We were drummerless and he posted up online that he was looking to play drums for some other bands. It seems like fate was on our side. We took the decision to bring in Oli Miles on guitar after we had recorded the album last year. It made total sense as the sound we have adopted is more expansive than our previous material and he’s also better at playing guitar than I am!
Q. Are you Cardiff born and Cardiff bred? If not, how did you get here?
I was born in Bridgend in February 1984 as my parents had moved from Whitchurch in Cardiff to Brynna, near Llantrisant. My dad was Bristol-born but had moved to Cardiff when he was young and my mother was born at her family home on Velindra Road in Whitchurch. So I’ve always had strong ties to Cardiff since I was a child.
My mother is one of fourteen children so there were always plenty of visits, especially to Heath where I used to spend a lot of time with my cousins. The one thing that always springs to mind when I’m on Whitchurch road heading towards Gabalfa is a piece of graffiti that was drawn on a wall opposite the school. It was a huge illustration of a newsreader with a speech bubble that read, ‘hello, good evening and b*****ks’. I think that piece of graffiti pretty much set the tone for my sense of humour and it stayed there for years until it weathered away which I’m gutted about.
When I was four, my parents moved us to Caerphilly to be closer to my dad’s work at a sawmill in Senghennydd that was built on the top of the old coal mine. Growing up I always felt that I wanted to leave the town though and university gave me that opportunity. I was accepted in to Cardiff University to study Welsh and Ancient History in 2002 and have pretty much been based in Cardiff ever since.
Q. What local bands would you tip for people to go watch?
Kutosis are probably my favourite Cardiff band. I used to live with two of them so it may seem a bit biased, but in all fairness they are great songwriters and excellent people!
I would also say to check out my friend Jimmy’s band The Epicdemics. A little bit of me died when Strange News From Another Star stopped but I was chuffed to see Jimmy form this band with Julia from Future of The Left and Bernie from Right Hand Left Hand. Jimmy is a true talent!
Finally I’d tell everyone to go watch Right Hand Left Hand. They do the business!
Q. What neighbourhood do you live in? What’s it like there?
I currently live in Splott, which gets pretty bad rep. It feels like Splott gets a little forgotten by the council in all honesty. The amount litter and dog mess on the streets is insane. I don’t think the council do enough in our area to promote keeping the streets clean or changing people’s attitudes.
Q. Fav Cardiff venue?
Hands down has to be Clwb Ifor Bach. I’ve seen some of my all-time favourite shows in that venue.
Q. Fav Cardiff eatery?
There’s too many places for me to choose just one, so here are a few!
– Fresh in Royal Arcade makes a mean sandwich. Gareth & Co are always friendly and I always walk away satisfied. – Lilo’s on City Road does some amazing mezza, falafel and sea bass and the juices are great! – Tenkaichi on City Road do a great tekka don and spider maki – Canteen on Clifton Street is always interesting as they mix up the menu frequently and cater for mainly vegetarian meals. – Vegetarian Food Studio over in Riverside. Two words: Atom bombs. – Mirchi on City Road do the best paneer curry I’ve ever tasted.
Q. Best Cardiff pint?
Hop Rocket it Urban Tap House
Q. Best Cardiff fry up
The Pot on Crwys Road do THE best Welsh breakfast and they’re ace people too!
Q. If you were going to take someone on a first date in Cardiff, where would you take them?
St Fagans. It’s just such a nice place to walk around and buy sweets and bread from. Plus I get to tell the story of Me and my friend Joe watching our friend Emma break in to a wheel of wax-covered cheese with a key in front of a troop of horrified young French kids.
Q. What’s the best / most memorable gig you ever went to in Cardiff?
I’ve been to some amazing gigs in the past, Lightning Bolt at The Point, Biffy Clyro in Barfly and last year seeing one of my all-time favourite bands, Dinosaur Jr playing Cardiff was incredible but I’d say my most memorable gig is probably Reuben at Clwb Ifor Bach in 2008. I’d seen their first ever Cardiff gig in Barfly in about 2003, but the show in Clwb felt significant and special for me. It was rammed upstairs and the band played pretty much everything they’d ever done, including early songs. It almost felt like a greatest hits set, which was apt as they broke up not long after, so to see their final show was special and they remain a huge influence on me musically.
Q. What’s the last film you saw?
Wrong Cops. It’s a spin-off of another film called Wrong. Both utterly insane and make no sense, which thankfully is right up my cup of tea!
Q. What’s the last gig you went to?
Nine Inch Nails at the CIA (or Motorpoint Arena as it will never be known to our generation!)
Q. What are you currently reading?
I’ve just finished reading The Ocean at the end of the lane by Neil Gaiman which is a great read. His writing is so vivid and allows you to properly escape.
Last week Philip Jenkins went along to Rose Street Flea Market to have a poke around. After I posted that story, Paddy Faulkner contacted me with a link to this lovely little video that he made about Frank from the market. Frank also goes by the name of Steptoe on steroids, by the way!
We Are Cardiff contributor Jeremy Rees is recording his days in and around Cardiff with 100 photographs of local points of interest. We’ll be publishing some of them here on We Are Cardiff – and make sure you tune in to Jeremy as he presents the Saturday Soulful Breakfast on Radio Cardiff!
The art of zen
“Thirty days into my challenge to record 100 days in pictures and I give you a piece of street art from a wall in Fitzhammon Close. A Zen meditation on the power of patience, which I dedicate to Jake Goddard”
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